Corrupt-a-Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 18, 2011 12:12 am

Derek wrote:: Granted, but it is a cheap, flea market sword.
I wish for the next poster to have their wish granted.

(Side note: where is my fookin' sig)

Granted, but it's corrupted.

(As for your side note, do you have the option in your Profile checked 'yes' next to the 'always attach my signature' option?)

I wish for faster internet.

Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 31 Location : Here

Granted, but your ISP severely overcharges you for your incredible consumption.

I wish I could perform the Falcon Punch.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 18, 2011 5:17 pm

Granted, but you turn into a falcon and punch with your wings. I wish I had an army of walking mechas filled with weapons

Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 30 Location : Earth

Granted, but the mecha is invisible, so you just look silly when you are riding around in it.
I wish to not be so easily distracted, so I can watch anime.

Posts : 29 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 30

Granted, everything is distracting and it's hard to put effort towards anything.
I wish for a real life mecha suit of my own.

Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 30 Location : Earth

Granted, but you can't ever make one that fits you.
I wish to have an extraordinarily large collection of shirts.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 22, 2011 10:07 pm

Granted, but they are all just a tiny bit too small. I wish I had a cake.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 22, 2011 11:41 pm

granted but it was a lie, I wish the sky had chocolate rain

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Mon May 23, 2011 6:27 pm

Granted, but you're a racist. I wish I was not allergic to cats.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 24, 2011 9:46 pm

Granted, but while petting an adorable one it bites you and gives you rabies. I wish for a pirate hat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 25, 2011 6:21 pm

Granted, but you get a beanie cap from a retired somalian pirate captain. I wish I can live forever

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 26, 2011 1:50 pm

Granted, but you won't be healthy forever. You catch a disease that would kill a normal person but you must now live with it forever and may never come in contact with humans again. I wish for a time machine.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:37 pm

Granted, but after single slip up you successfully fail to maintain a stable timeline and thus create a Doomed Timeline in which we are all destined to die at an alarmingly rapid rate. I wish I could be an excellent host.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:06 am

Granted but you become so good at it other hosts start to get jealous and hate you and you lose your friends. I wish to be just like Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes but only nicer.