Corrupt-a-Wish

In my experience foruming, this has been a rather popular [and fun] forum game, so I though I'd start it up here as well.

The game is called "Corrupt a Wish", and the point is to 'corrupt' the previous poster's wish in whatever way possible that you want. And afterwards, make a wish of your own, which the next poster will do the same for, and it goes on and on.

ex:
Guy 1: Granted, but ------. I wish for a million dollars.
Guy 2: Granted, but it's stolen money, and you're put in prison for theft. I wish for world peace.
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Now let's get this started. I wish for a job.

Granted but it fired alot of people so now there is a labor union after you, now I wish for a girlfriend

Granted, but girls in this time aren't worth looking into, I wish for my torrents to be seeded more. ;~;

Granted but the FBI has tracked your computer and now your a fugitive to the government. So now I wish to be president of the U.S..

Granted, but you become assassinated.

I wish for a laptop battery that never died.

(@ "Granted, but girls in this time aren't worth looking into"...they are, it just takes time to find a good one )

Granted but the energy needed to make it required the whole sun, so now you live in apocalyptic darkness in a eternal ice age.

Now I wish that North Korea and South Korea unified into one Korea

Granted, but they all kill each other.

I wish it wasn't illegal to have a fox as a pet.

Granted, but they are territorial, I wish that I could control time.

Michael Vu wrote:

Granted, but they are territorial, I wish that I could control time.

(That's a good thing. )

Granted, but your tampering with the space/time continuum causes you to rapidly age and die.

I wish for moar cowbell.

(I mean, they are very reserved about their privacy and will probably fight you over it :p)

Granted, but your drum stick will break if you beat the cowbell for too long, I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you get shot down by the Libyan-Gadhaffi army after you flew over Tripoli. I wish to live in a harem anime

Granted, Daemin couldn't be the pres if he wasn't born in the U.S. in the first place

I'm actually a naturalized citizen Brendan. I was born and raised in the south.

BrendanL wrote:

Granted, Daemin couldn't be the pres if he wasn't born in the U.S. in the first place

(Umm...you need to respond to the post directly before yours, and then make a wish after you corrupt theirs to keep the thread going)

(@Daemin: Keep to the thread. Comments are fine, but only as long as you keep the thread going)

Since this kinda got de-railed, I'll start fresh with a new wish:
I wish for a lamp.

Granted, your lamp doesn't eat you alive.

BrendanL wrote:

Granted, your lamp doesn't eat you alive.

(And your wish is...?)

Granted, a new lamp wouldn't make a difference because it'll rust, I wish for school to end soon.

Granted, but it already is, so you just wasted a wish.

I wish for the power to conjure plushies of anything that I want.

Granted, but you're stealing plushies that poor African Children in Nigeria could be using, I wish for all my grades to be solid A's then!

Michael Vu wrote:

Granted, but you're stealing plushies that poor African Children in Nigeria could be using, I wish for all my grades to be solid A's then!

(Psh, I don't care )

Granted, but you fail every SAT and ACT you take, thus preventing you from getting into any college.

I wish Higurashi were real.

Granted but, you get infected by the Hinamizawa syndrome. I wish a zombie apocalypse occured.

D-Man Lee wrote:

Granted but, you get infected by the Hinamizawa syndrome. I wish a zombie apocalypse occured.

Granted, but they all die as soon as it's morning. (Sunlight!)

I wish every tv channel played Caramelldansen 24/7.

Granted, but the original Norwegian music record company who made that song decides to sue you. I wish K-pop became popular in the U.S.

Granted, but the immense American popularity deconstructs K-pop, making it into something terrible.
I wish for my wish to not be granted.

Granted, but due to legal regulations, your attempt to break the universe with paradoxes has landed you in space jail.

I wish Derek were in space jail.