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AzureLydia
Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 30 Location : currently inside your head since you're reading this
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 12, 2011 11:44 pm | |
| Granted, but then a genie pops out, slaps you for breaking the law of wishes, and revokes your three illegal wishes. I wish for a baby bunny. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 12:31 am | |
| Granted, but it has no counterpart bunny and gets lonely. I wish I could fly. | |
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AzureLydia
Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 30 Location : currently inside your head since you're reading this
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 12:37 am | |
| Granted, but for using a previous wish that was already corrupted, you wasted a wish. I wish for the ability to breathe underwater, no gills needed. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 12:41 am | |
| Granted, but now you can't breathe above water. I wish for a bag of potatoes. | |
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AzureLydia
Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 30 Location : currently inside your head since you're reading this
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 12:56 am | |
| Granted, but the bag of potatoes you now have contains potato bugs, which eat your potatoes. I wish for a dolphin guitar. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 1:01 am | |
| Granted, but once you have started playing it, it will never stop. I wish I had a dinosaur. | |
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AzureLydia
Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 30 Location : currently inside your head since you're reading this
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 1:20 am | |
| Granted, but Kesha steals it to put in her music video. I wish to be at the beach. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 1:24 am | |
| Granted, but a typhoon hits while youre there. I wish I could understand every language in the world. | |
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D-Man Lee
Posts : 44 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : In a world of dreams thats in another dream
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 10:08 pm | |
| Granted, but you get a whole library of Rosetta Stone programs instead. I wish the world was colored in anime. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Fri May 13, 2011 11:17 pm | |
| Granted, but unfortunately anime is not a color and anime is the same color as real life, so you just wasted a wish. I wish I had mad parkour skills. | |
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KyleMc
Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 30 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 1:14 am | |
| Granted, but your overconfidence gets the better of you and you attempt a 50-foot wall-run in the rain with crocs on. Hilarity ensues.
I wish I owned a Gundam. | |
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D-Man Lee
Posts : 44 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : In a world of dreams thats in another dream
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 11:59 am | |
| Granted, but it was made in China and it broke down. I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere in the universe and all of it's existence. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| Granted, but you dont have the power to control WHERE you are teleporting and accidentally teleport into space. I wish I could use alchemy. | |
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Elliot Maxwell Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2011-05-05 Age : 30 Location : Georgia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 2:49 pm | |
| - AzureBalmung wrote:
- Granted, but you dont have the power to control WHERE you are teleporting and accidentally teleport into space. I wish I could use alchemy.
Granted, but a failed transmutation destroys you. I wish for 4:00 to come sooner. | |
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Taylor/Kqr7is
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 2:59 pm | |
| Granted but it rains horribly all over the place where pictures are being taken. (I honestly hope this doesn't happen though. D:<)
I wish this weekend was three days longer. | |
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Elliot Maxwell Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2011-05-05 Age : 30 Location : Georgia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 3:42 pm | |
| - Taylor/Kqr7is wrote:
- Granted but it rains horribly all over the place where pictures are being taken. (I honestly hope this doesn't happen though. D:<)
I wish this weekend was three days longer. (same here >.<) Granted, but our school system makes you go to school an extra week. I wish for sand. | |
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Taylor/Kqr7is
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sat May 14, 2011 3:51 pm | |
| Granted but you got too much and now the world is a desert.
I wish I could turn into any animal I wanted at will and retain my conscious mind. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 15, 2011 4:47 am | |
| Granted, but you turn into a fox and a British hunting party mistakes you for game so they turn a pack of bloodhounds on you. I wish I was as talented as Maynard James Keenan. | |
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D-Man Lee
Posts : 44 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : In a world of dreams thats in another dream
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 15, 2011 11:33 am | |
| Granted, but in order to be talented as him you had to switch bodies with him. In the end you forever became Keenan. I wish I could be the world's fastest rapper in the English language. | |
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Taylor/Kqr7is
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 15, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| - D-Man Lee wrote:
- Granted, but in order to be talented as him you had to switch bodies with him. In the end you forever became Keenan. I wish I could be the world's fastest rapper in the English language.
I really don't think that's so bad. I could live with being MJK. Anyway, granted but your publicity was bad and you never got anywhere in the music industry. I wish I were a cyborg. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 15, 2011 4:13 pm | |
| Granted, but someone decides to mess with your robot brain and removes your memory chip, therefore causing you to lose your mind. *ba dum tish* I wish I was a professional photographer. | |
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Elliot Maxwell Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2011-05-05 Age : 30 Location : Georgia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 15, 2011 6:51 pm | |
| - AzureBalmung wrote:
- Granted, but someone decides to mess with your robot brain and removes your memory chip, therefore causing you to lose your mind. *ba dum tish* I wish I was a professional photographer.
Granted, but you don't have enough money to start a business and buy all the necessary equipment to actually do your job. I wish that my body and mind could function perfectly without sleep. | |
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AzureBalmung
Posts : 49 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 29 Location : Cumming, GA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Mon May 16, 2011 10:30 pm | |
| Granted, but you while your body doesn't need sleep you still start to feel tired but you can never go to sleep again, thus causing you to be crabby and mad all the time. I wish I had a giant cookie. | |
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Frodo
Posts : 1 Join date : 2011-05-14 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 17, 2011 8:25 am | |
| Granted but your cookie is to heavy and crushed you. i wish for a sword. | |
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Derek
Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 17, 2011 10:22 pm | |
| Granted, but it is a cheap, flea market sword. I wish for the next poster to have their wish granted.
(Side note: where is my fookin' sig) | |
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