Taylor Thinks He's Funny

Hey, you! Yeah, you! I mean you! Not that guy standing behind you while you read this, not your neighbor who hates you, not Superman. I'm talking to you. Now, I don't have a clue what that picture up there is supposed to be doing. Maybe its for decoration. This space is awfully blank without some pictures to jazz it up. So, I figure, why not have a picture to jazz this place up even if it doesn't make sense?

Anywho, I suppose you might be here for a reason, but maybe you stumbled here by accident. Maybe you think I am supposed to be entertaining or something or keep your attention span focused here long enough to give some meaningful information. Well...

You're wrong!

Read or don't. I just like to babble. So, uh, I'm Taylor, and this sentence is a sentence. Sometimes I wish I had a big cake, but sometimes I don't. It kind of depends, I think. I think I'm supposed to say something about likes and dislikes, too, so I like stuff. You're probably sitting there asking, assuming you're still there, "But Taylor, what kind of stuff do you like?"

The answer is complex, my boy. I'll tell you a bit about it though. I like cupcakes since they are so delicious. I like hats since they make me look suspicious. I like rabbits because they have big ears, and I like Vikings because they have long beards. I like anime because cartoons are for everypony, and I like soup, particularly minestrone. If you ask me my favorite music band, I'd say I'd rather let my tastes expand, because limiting myself to one artist or genre is self-defeating, and the best kind of skirts are those with nice pleating.

Okay, but fer total sursness, I guess I can say my favorite animes are Asatte no Houkou, Mushishi, and Zoids, though I'm open to watching quite a bit. Music I like is varied and all over the place, but I particularly like Post-Rock, Technical Death Metal, and Folk Rock.

Honestly, I think you can discern a bit about me from that, so if you want to know more, talk to me sometime.

*The crowd stands and gives a thunderous applause.* That was beautiful Taylor. Probably the best introduction I have ever read. For that you deserve an elephant.