Corrupt-a-Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 08, 2011 7:42 pm

Granted, but Commander Shepard comes in and busts him out. Now I wish I can read people's minds

Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-05-08 Age : 30 Location : Here

Granted, but you slowly realize that freud was horribly right.
I wish for Coco puffs.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun May 08, 2011 11:03 pm

KyleMc wrote:: Granted, but you slowly realize that freud was horribly right.
I wish for Coco puffs.

Granted, but a bird takes them and runs off with them.

I wish for my printer to have ink in it for once.

Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : Earth

Granted, but your printer becomes unrecognizable by your computer(s) for eternity.
I wish to be a Magical Girl.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Mon May 09, 2011 12:15 am

Granted but your were given the title "Cross-Dressing Pervert" at school. Now I wish all the radiation in Japan was gone.

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Granted but you had to soak it up with your mysterious radioactive sponge powers so now you are irradiated and can no longer have human contact.

I wish I could read books by putting the book on my head.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Mon May 09, 2011 12:21 pm

Granted but unfortunately you accidentally put a Vietnam war veteran's diary on your head, and so you are now scarred for LIFE! Now I wish every girl I look at passionately will fall in love with me.

Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : Earth

Granted, but that also means that all of the girls you despise (passionately dislike) will not cease to leave you alone.
I wish for the ability to read very quickly, so I could read and enjoy as many interesting books as my time, here on Earth, will allow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Mon May 09, 2011 9:40 pm

Granted but you read so fast that your eyeballs fell out. I wish my body parts can regenerate whenever I get dismembered

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Granted, but the government captures you to preform horrible movie-like experiments on you involving regeneration.
I wish for bacon.

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Granted, you don't have as much Bacon needed, and EpicMealTime comes to take your Bacon for their Bacon Fortress. (Yea, I capitalized Bacon.)
I wish for Tuning.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 10, 2011 6:24 pm

Granted but your instrument breaks in the process. I wish to go to the moon.

Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-05-07 Age : 29 Location : Earth

Granted, but you are not allowed to tell anyone about it, ever. (Oh, how I tried not to "corrupt" that wish too much, by saying you couldn't return, or something horrible. I too share that same wish)
I wish for there to never be wars, while I am alive.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 10, 2011 10:11 pm

Granted, but when you die an all-out nuclear war between China and U.S.A. destroys most of the world leaving Liechtenstein and Sealand the only livable place in the world. Now I wish I was 21

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 10, 2011 10:44 pm

Granted, although you wake up the day after you turn 21 with a ring on your finger, a random tattoo that says pie is awesome, a huge headache, beer cans everywhere, and a male hooker sleeping next to you. I wish I was a pirate.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 10, 2011 11:22 pm

Granted, but the U.S. coast guard puts you under arrest. I wish I had the power to walk on water like Jesus.

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Granted, but since you're asian you turn into Buddha, and no one respects you.

I wish Elliot had more fur.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 10, 2011 11:53 pm

Granted, but he becomes a giant ball of fur with no discernable limbs. I wish I was a good medic.

Posts : 3 Join date : 2011-05-08

You ARE a good Medic, Peyton is a bad medic.

I wish I was a better medic.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 11, 2011 2:01 am

You are a good medic, but you dont have enough to buy your medic gun. I wish I could find my unicorn.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 11, 2011 1:54 pm

Granted but you realize it was just an illusion. I wish my life was like minecraft.

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Granted, but the economy takes a crippling blow because steel no longer exists.

I wish I could stop time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 11, 2011 8:03 pm

Granted, but you stop along with it. I wish I was in a succesful band.

Subject: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 11, 2011 8:41 pm

Granted. But you are subject to constant hating and eventually commit suicide with the rest of the band.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 11, 2011 9:35 pm

Granted, but the giant robot that wants to kill you isn't a lie either...I wish for three more wishes.